Confused cat vs. dedicated cop

awesome video

The escape

i had to get out of there, they authorities were after me, and i didn't know why, so i did the only thing that came to mind. i ran. as soon as i got out of that holding cell, i sprinted for about 10 minutes, hid for one to catch my breath, then as casual as could be i started walking slowly towards a nearby high school football field. I had almost made it to the chain link fence and the safety of the crowd, when white light flooded all around me. looking up in disbelieve i realized they had sent a helicopter. they had found me. rather than running for the entrance, i scrambled over the chain link fence and ducked into a crowd that was lined up for the concession stand. because i'm a little tall i ducked down to try and lose my self. slowly i started making my way to the other side of the stadium and under the bleachers. after waiting five minutes made my way over the back fence and started sneaking off in the dark toward the natural amphitheater about a mile away. walking slowly and taking the back roads i start dwelling on what had happened. all i knew was that one day i woke up and suddenly i'm fbi's most wanted. i have no idea why, but i can't let them catch me, i've done nothing wrong. they caught up to me a few blocks from the amphitheater. this time there was no helicopter, just a group of agents on foot. so i ran for it. i figured if i could lose them anywhere it would be at the amphitheater. to get them off my trail at firest i made sure to vary my route and take some odd turns. i seemed to lose them so i turned on as much speed as i could and ducked into the crowded amphitheater. even though there never shows there it had become the hang out for many of the local college students. it was large open and had several layers connected by sandstone pillars. i figured i could really get them to lose my scent, but the stunt i was about to pull was a lot more dangerous than i wanted it to be. i took a deep breath and jumped into space trying to grab onto one of the pillars. i hit it hard, but i was able to hold on and i started sliding to the bottom roughly 3 stories below. there is no way that they could think that i was crazy enough to pull that off. i quickly took off my sweater, and borrowed someones hat. the feds showed up, i could see a couple of them looking around from the top, they spread out, but after 5 minutes, they knew it was hopeless and left. relieved, i put my back against the wall, and sank to the ground ready for a quick rest. And then i woke up. This is pretty much the dream i had last night. i don't know if i got it all in translation, but eh.

Another Awesome Analogy

so as i watched this awesome cat i realized that i could take a life lesson out of this. here's my thinking. think of the box as sin. now satan does all he can to make us believe that we aren't cool if we aren't in the box. and sometimes he convinces us (maru the cat). so we try with all our might to be cool, to get inside the box. and once we finally get there, we realize, that sin isn't cool and we're stuck. but if your not into the whole analogy thing, than the movie is just awesome anyway

The most unfortunate children's book title ever

i saw this in a seagull book catalog, and laughed.

My youtube video, I'm famous

This was an assignment for my instructional technology class