What do these two pictures have in common? Only the latest international government conspiracy theory. Here it comes. So after a nice refreshing walk, Mindy and I decide we want to go play catch with a football, so we head to the local park. On the way there, a little white dog, that looks like a rat by the way, decides to circle and bark at us. Well momma aint raised no fool so I stood still to let the dog smell me. Unfortunately that was my mistake. When I looked down, the aforementioned dog had peed on my shoe, affectively marking me his property. To add insult to shame my own wife laughed at me. Anyway, after a nice game of catch, we walked home. Only to be stopped at our door by who else, The FBI, well at least an agent of such. He wanted to do a background check on some neighbors that had just moved out. Anyway, here is the conspiracy. I submit, that the "dog" in question is either a highly trained kanine operative, or a robot, put in place in the neighborhood to search out likely sources of information and then to mark them. I mean how else could the FBI have known that we would be returning home at that precise moment? that is my question.
What do these two pictures have in common? Only the latest international government conspiracy theory. Here it comes. So after a nice refreshing walk, Mindy and I decide we want to go play catch with a football, so we head to the local park. On the way there, a little white dog, that looks like a rat by the way, decides to circle and bark at us. Well momma aint raised no fool so I stood still to let the dog smell me. Unfortunately that was my mistake. When I looked down, the aforementioned dog had peed on my shoe, affectively marking me his property. To add insult to shame my own wife laughed at me. Anyway, after a nice game of catch, we walked home. Only to be stopped at our door by who else, The FBI, well at least an agent of such. He wanted to do a background check on some neighbors that had just moved out. Anyway, here is the conspiracy. I submit, that the "dog" in question is either a highly trained kanine operative, or a robot, put in place in the neighborhood to search out likely sources of information and then to mark them. I mean how else could the FBI have known that we would be returning home at that precise moment? that is my question.
5 comments:
There are no other possibilities.. except maybe the poor dog simply thought that your massively huge muscle leg was really a tree trunk... ;)
James you make me LAUGH! Thank you! Hope you guys have a great day!
That's awesome! I'm not surprised that my super smart brother was able to figure out such a complicated setup!
Hmmm, okay, but what if the FBI guy was not really an FBI guy and was really working for evil henchmen of the underworld? I mean did he even let you see his FBI ID or did he whip out a plastic badge and return it to his pocket so fast that you didn't have time to look it over to see that he bought it from K-mart for $1.99? Anywho, what if they want to set-up a top secret espionage center in your apartment - oh, I hope you didn't let him in to scout out your pad!
this is why you're a fruiter ;) but that's why I love yah. you're almost as funny as me...
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